An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him - "Doctor, I don't know what the problem is, but I've been farting all the time. It's not really a problem socially because they don't make any noise and don't smell. I just can't stop farting all the time. In fact while I've been in here I must have farted at least 20 times."
The doctor nods and gives her some pills. "Here take these for two weeks and come see me again when you are done."
So she takes the pills and returns two weeks later as instructed. Infuriated, she confronted the doctor. "What kind of medicine is this? I'm still farting just as much? They still don't make any noise, but now they stink terribly!"
The doctor nodded, "It's alright, now that we have your sinus' cleared up, we'll work on your hearing next!"
2007-07-03 10:08:44 · 17 answers · asked by josey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very Good! Anyone who thinks that's not funny just needs to read it again.
My wife will probably tell that one at her bridge group next week!
2007-07-03 10:19:02 · answer #1 · answered by Carlos R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"WOW!" What a lovely joke! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'll give you a star!!!
I would like to request all my friends at YA to join me in Wishing all our American friends a Very Enjoyable, Safe & Happy Independence Day on July 4th! May there be no untoward incidents!
Hey Americans! Our prayers are with you!!!
2007-07-03 10:22:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
2007-07-03 10:27:28 · answer #3 · answered by Draco Malfoy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-03 10:11:01 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha lol thats funny
2007-07-03 10:14:29 · answer #5 · answered by N8t!^3 B@ll@ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny Josey.!!!
10/10.!!!
Ha ha ha.
2007-07-03 13:59:03 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like this one it was funny anymore
2007-07-03 21:49:10 · answer #7 · answered by amy l 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO very funny.
2007-07-03 10:12:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol but heard it b4
2007-07-04 01:53:08 · answer #9 · answered by allgiggles1984 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great i love this one!
2007-07-03 10:14:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋