Seriously, its all the time and they stink to high heaven, i must have done 20 big wet farts in the last hour and they r gross!!! What can i do to stop farting, plus as i am a girl i always laugh when i fart and now im getting a stitch!!!
ps does anyone else lift the covers for a sniff when they fart in bed?!?
2007-07-03 10:07:35 · 12 answers · asked by Mrs Jones 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
lol, i always sniff under the covers when i fart!!
2007-07-03 10:09:59 · answer #1 · answered by Darlingthatsfabulous 1 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Of course I lift the covers and smell my farts.
As for your question...why would you want to quit farting? Hell, I tend to eat certain foods just for the fart quality.
Farts never get old. I'm approaching 40 years old and I still leave fart messages on my best friends voice mail. Usually done to some sort of song like "pop goes the weasel"
2007-07-03 10:15:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
if you don't cancel the date, go for a walk somewhere loud, like by the waterfront with the waves and ensure your gas is passed as quietly as possible in the downwind (behind you) not blowing back on you both... or cancel the date and reschedule. Just say you've had food poisoning or you have a migraine. Hopefully he'll understand. next time don't eat onions, saurkraut, beets, brocolli, cauliflower, beans, and other gassy foods within 2 days of a date! better luck next time.
2016-04-01 06:04:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuck your gross! Kidding - everyone has a sniff dont they. You are probably doing so many because of diet (alcohol is a bad contributor too).
2007-07-03 10:11:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
well, you probably ate something that caused this. you can't stop it, so until it passes, hide from everybody and fart in privacy so that nobody has to suffer.
2007-07-03 10:11:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Try peppermint oil tablets they work for me, Good sniffing
2007-07-07 04:54:21 · answer #6 · answered by Janet C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You dirty little bugger? Seriously, Its all about your intake of food, All plants and animals make gases, Change your diet.
2007-07-03 10:16:06 · answer #7 · answered by denis9705 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Stop eating junk food!
Try beano.
2007-07-03 10:12:45 · answer #8 · answered by ►Coconut Butter◄ 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Must say that here.
2007-07-03 10:10:04 · answer #9 · answered by newyorkgal71 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
why stop??? keep on letting them rip!!
i'll share the bed if you do that to me ;-)
2007-07-06 10:19:28 · answer #10 · answered by want_to_smell_girl_farts 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋