The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood he started shouting in the middle of the show:
"Look, it's not the same hat."
"Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table."
"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was, after all, the captain's parrot.
One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself adrift on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with the parrot, of course.
They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day then another and another.
After a week the parrot said:
"OK, I give up. Where the f*ck is the boat?"
2007-07-03 10:07:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heyyy!!!! really cool!!!!!!!
it's one of the jokes I understand in English....
Gracias!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-03 10:25:39 · answer #1 · answered by Marie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You won't find many Americans or Canadians on cruise ship staff because not many are willing to work for the low wages paid the the cruise lines. To get more info about working on a cruise ship, try going to the different cruise lines' websites. Many of them have info about employment.
2016-05-17 10:33:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-03 10:11:42 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I would like to request all my friends at YA to join me in Wishing all our American friends a Very Enjoyable, Safe & Happy Independence Day on July 4th! May there be no untoward incidents!
Hey Americans! Our prayers are with you!!!
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2007-07-03 10:13:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha kinda funny
2007-07-03 10:12:17 · answer #5 · answered by Meg 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol u always make me laugh
2007-07-05 07:43:26 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Gamergurl♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-07-03 10:10:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha another belter, LMAO again!!!
2007-07-03 22:52:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-03 10:10:59 · answer #9 · answered by xXxTear-dropsxXx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... this made me laugh, finally! thanks :)
2007-07-03 10:11:54 · answer #10 · answered by Laura W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋