Blond joke?

Question

This blond is walking down the street and sees a red head jumping up and down in the middle of the street shouting "24!24! 24! 24!".

The blond stops and watched for a few moments before asking, "May I join you?"

The red head shrugged and said "Sure.".

So they're both jumping up and down shouting "24", when a large truck starts down the street. At the last moment, the red head jumps out of the way, but the blond (being as dumb as she is) stays where she is, gets hit, and dies.

After the body was taken away, the red head walks out to the middle of the street, jumping up and down, shouting, "25! 25! 25!"

No, I actually didn't make it up. I'm retelling it. The last time I've heard it was at least a year or two ago. :) Go figure. Just randomly popped into my head.

Answer 1

Nice one!

I've heard it before (the train version), but it's a good one. It's in my collection of CLEAN blond jokes. (Anyone can gather up a bunch of DIRTY jokes about blondes; finding clean ones is more sporting, though.)

By the way, a good fun way to tell jokes in a forum like this one is to put everything but the punch line in your question, and invite your answerers to fill in the punch line. Then you can choose the funniest one as the Best Answer and reveal the punch line when you make the selection. So your joke would end with: The redhead walked out into the middle of the street, jumping up and down and shouting, " ..... "

Answer 2

there was a Blondie, a brunettee, and a red-head stuck in the desert.
they decide to split up.
when they all meet back they ask each other what they brought.
the brunett brought cheeseburgers, the red-head brought lemonade and the blond brought a car door and rolled the window down because it was hot

Answer 3

Gingers are evil. Watch out for the green eyed ones especially. Witchy.

Answer 4

Hilarious.

Answer 5

What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A brunette with bad breathe.

How do you know a blonde has been using a computer?
There's white out on the screen.

How do you know her blonde friend used it after?
There's writing on the white out.

Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
To hold their feet up while they do it.

How does a blonde turn on a light?
She opens the car door.

Answer 6

ok,i get it,the number been yelled by the red head indicates the number of people she has killed so far!hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Answer 7

ah my friend tells this one except the girl is jumping up and down on train tracks. funny. :)

Answer 8

I get it the number she shouts is how many people she killed LOL

Answer 9

Yeah its funny.

Answer 10

lol! thz one of the best blonde jokes iv heard!