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According to her she's having a magical kid from some fellow called Yawoo or Yawee or something.


Should I divorce her?

2007-07-03 09:16:34 · 21 answers · asked by NONAME 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

21 answers

No kid---she was blowing Gabriel's horn.

2007-07-03 09:30:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Oh wow, yeh I think that tops it my friend. Having a kid from an angel?? Not so much! I feel for ya. How long to you know of this going on? Or is this the first time that you know of?
It sounds like the LAMEST excuse ive ever heard. Buts thats just my opinion. Also you cant ask people on here if you should divorce her, that is totally up to you. Maybe professional help wouldnt be a bad idea on HER part.

2007-07-03 16:26:11 · answer #2 · answered by Cardinals fan 2 · 0 0

Dear Mr Nuff

Thank you for asking what must be a very difficult question. The man in your bedroom - could you see thorugh him? Was there a lot of singing going on about him? Would you say you made him feel welcome - were you a heavenly host?

I would keep an eye on the situation if I were you. Buy your wife a pregnancy testing kit and ask her (very politely) to wee on the little stick.

Once the baby is born (just a hunch that the test might be positive) take a DNA sample from it. We are all desperate to know what it looks like.

Good luck, old chap.

The Emrod

2007-07-03 16:24:40 · answer #3 · answered by the_emrod 7 · 1 0

Have her take a lie detector; if shes telling the truth, then send her to a psych ward and if she fails then divorce her.

2007-07-03 16:22:28 · answer #4 · answered by SomeWIdude 3 · 1 0

Did he have angel wings? Of course not, dump the whore and get on with your life. You deserve better than that bullshit.Where did you meet this broad?

2007-07-03 16:22:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

As long as its the ONLY son you should be ok

But always ensure your wife gets a copy of his ID

2007-07-03 16:21:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

She's telling the truth. I really am the Angel Gabriel! Didn't you see me use my wings as I jumped out the window?!?!

2007-07-03 16:21:53 · answer #7 · answered by Pooka 4 · 1 1

If her feet are flat on the ground she's standing. Now if she were moaning, she might be lying.

2007-07-03 16:20:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Check outside and see if there are any wise men with presents.It might be worth keeping her

2007-07-03 16:22:43 · answer #9 · answered by darwinsfriend AM 5 · 4 0

you wife is crazy the angel do not visit dirty places or drinker people

2007-07-03 16:22:00 · answer #10 · answered by mualim 1 · 0 0

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