MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is she?
MAN: She's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.
The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm...It's warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper .
2007-07-03 09:12:17 · 24 answers · asked by ||| Romeo Boy ||| 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Man that is sick...but funny!!
I used to work as a checkout clerk and am thankful this never happened to me..mind you,I never asked to see a dog or cat when selling food..just imagine what would happen if the guy wanted to buy condoms!!YIKES!!!
2007-07-03 09:16:28 · answer #1 · answered by sweetbaboo1984 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewww! Funny! 10!
2007-07-03 18:18:26 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK I have never heard that one before! I am glad I do not shop at that store!
2007-07-03 16:15:28 · answer #3 · answered by Missy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet the answer to the warm and moist is ****...AMIRITE?
2007-07-03 16:14:54 · answer #4 · answered by EB1285 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmmmm......warm Tootsie Rolls, yummy!!
2007-07-03 16:15:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was so funny
2007-07-03 16:50:29 · answer #6 · answered by Tato 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one
2007-07-03 16:15:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha cvery funny and gross +hahahhaa funny joke1!!!
2007-07-03 16:16:13 · answer #8 · answered by Daniel W 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
By God, I think I like it.
2007-07-03 16:15:33 · answer #9 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha That will teach her. sick but funny
2007-07-03 16:14:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋