Now that I have experienced night training of both kinds, Shidoshi says I am ready to become part of the clan. He was very please with my jujitsu techniques and my assistance on his secret missions. In fact, because of my help, the school will be able to renew its lease this year.
Shidoshi says that next Friday at the full moon, he will do the ritual. I have to execute my kata, flawlessly, and make a small sacrifice of my own flesh. He promised that this would not hurt too much, because I will drink of the elixir of enlightenment first, which would numb the pain.
Then I will have to prostrate myself before the alter and be prepared by my elder clan brothers to enter this new phase of my training.
He said to bring a bottle of something called poppers to help with my initiation. I don’t know what that is, but he said that it’s very important. Shidoshi has been so helpful, I want to be sure that I don’t do anything wrong during the ceremony. Does anyone have any advice?
2007-07-03 09:10:01 · 12 answers · asked by what_the_hell_now 1 in Sports ➔ Martial Arts
Poppers are what some gay men used to use to relax for anal entry. You might be about to learn Squatting Monky Fist.
2007-07-03 09:18:03 · answer #1 · answered by RevJim 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Honestly? I just don't care anymore. There have been these four little men following me around for the last week and they have been beating on me all week long. I called Master Shidoshi but he doesn't return my calls anymore and 'm beginning to think he just doesn't care. The little guys even stole the Slurpee I just bought when they ambushed me outside of a store. I hate this because they can freaking hide anywhere and I can't do a darn thing about it. They even doused me in cheap cologne once and said it was all because I quit my training. Well I didn't quit. I had to take a break because I needed to buy a new air conditioner. And these guys just start showing up. They are only 4 feet tall and since there's four of them they call themselves four by four or whatever and they apparently live to just run around and kick people while they are down. Last week I saw then wandering around the neighborhood with a big bag of snails. Who knows what they are going to do with that. Now the only school that will accept me is that Tiger Schulman guy and Master Shidoshi and him never got along anyway. You know what. You go there and you do what that guy says and you complete your training because you don't want to end up like me being beat up by short little guys day and night because I just wanted an air conditioner to help me sleep. Well now I can't sleep anyway because they will come and get me if I do and, who knows, they might even steal the air conditioner right out of the window so wouldn't that be ironic? So you finish the darn training and pay your bills on time or you are going to be very sad. You hear me. I don't even want to think about what they will do to you. Maybe that's what the snails are for.
2007-07-03 17:09:46 · answer #2 · answered by Dominus 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are these secret rituals normal?
No, hence the fact that they're secret. You're brave to share them. Your Shidoshi might frown upon you breaking the code of silence. Personally, I hope he doesn't find out. He might not be so gentle with you in the future if he does.
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Dominus... Ashida Kim would probably accept you as a student.
2007-07-03 17:21:43 · answer #3 · answered by pm 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm very sure this is just a joke and wasn't going to respond, but I then read John M's answer. I am Pagan and you oviously have no clue as to true Paganism and I take offense to your statement that Pagan's are dangerous. As that go's I still believe this message is a joke.
Blessed Be
2007-07-03 23:07:28 · answer #4 · answered by Zenshin Academy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Get ready, the next phase will be more physically demanding, be sure to maintain an open mind, in order to reach enlightenment
2007-07-03 16:17:18 · answer #5 · answered by Frank the tank 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yup, don't go eating anything spicy, as this might lead to you getting constipation or hemmorhoids and will seriously hamper your Shidoshi's secret ritual, it might even lead to you experiencing sharp pains and shedding blood.
2007-07-05 06:31:58 · answer #6 · answered by Shienaran 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the? are you serious... your shitting me aren't you? If you are serious then you had better get outta there a.s.a.p unless you want to be sodomised by a bunch of freaks! Ha HA Good luck.
2007-07-03 18:11:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This isn't even worthy of a B movie. Get a new hobby.
2007-07-03 16:39:09 · answer #8 · answered by lee49202 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Guy, this doesn't pass the common sense test.
2007-07-03 19:21:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dangerous pagan nonsense-stay away. Poppers are used for sexual kicks, particularly in gay sex
2007-07-03 16:20:50 · answer #10 · answered by John M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋