i dont get this joke could you help me understand it plz?

Question

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother
gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well, his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway
across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

i get the joke except the last part. for kicking cat acros room what doesnt he get??

Answer 1

The little boy was going to tell his dad that since he kicked the cat the mother wouldn't give the father pu$$y for a week.

Answer 2

The mother just punished him for kicking the animals. So when his father kicks the cat he is expecting his mother to tell him that he wont get any p*ssy for the week for punishment for kicking the cat.

Answer 3

LOL, when the dad kicks the cat, the reference is to a woman, meaning that the father won't be getting any sex for a week.

Answer 4

whats another name for a cat?

pu$$y???

dad ain't gettin any pu$$y

Answer 5

I looked at the other answers; im sure you get it now.

Answer 6

Mercy!
He kicked the puss** cat.

Answer 7

P***Y from the mother

Answer 8

Aww...no Puss for daddy for a week

Answer 9

pus sy he gets no pus sy

pussycat

Answer 10

Daddy doesn't get any pus*y for a week.