A pastor and a nun are out playing golf. The pastor sets the ball on the tee, swings, but misses.
"****, I missed!" he exclaims.
"Pastor, I would appreciate if you did not use such language," the nun said.
"Forgive me, sister, I will refrain from saying it again," the pastor promised.
They continue to play and the pastor misses every single hole. On the seventeenth hole the pastor is particularly miffed. Once again, he misses.
"****, I missed!"
"Pastor!"
"I apologize, I swear to God that I will not say it again."
They move on to the last hole and pastor yet again misses. He curses again and a bolt of lightning comes from the sky and kills the nun.
God hollered, "****, I missed!"
2007-07-03 08:27:56 · 5 answers · asked by Shane 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha. Not very nice, but it's still funny. :-)
You get a star. Yay for you.
2007-07-04 17:48:37 · answer #1 · answered by Luke ® 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha...nice one...very funny.
2007-07-03 15:31:41 · answer #2 · answered by ♥♥Pro♥♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao,hahahahahahahaha, thatz pretty funny and original.
2007-07-03 15:32:16 · answer #3 · answered by ricky l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it, but it's not that funny.....lol
2007-07-03 15:33:16 · answer #4 · answered by JaxJagsFan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-07-03 16:11:09 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Tiffany 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋