Stupid answers only please: How did Noah keep the two frogs from eating the two flies?

Answer 1

smoke and mirrors..it was all done with smoke and mirrors.

Answer 2

As every good Christian knows, on board Noah's ship were crockoducks, unicorns, dragons, dinosaurs, and other protectors of the crew and its captain. If the frogs attempted to catch the flies, the unicorns would carry them off. Then the dragons would have a stern talk with the frogs about minding the 'personal space' of others. If this didn't work, the crockoducks would bite the frogs, just enough to hurt. If the frogs again tried to catch the flies the dinosaurs would anally rape them so that they didn't think about doing it again. Eventually, the frogs died out from the lack of food and this is why God took the shelves off some of the toads and pretended they were really frogs. The old man was fond of the frog population. After all was said and done, some atheists planted fossils to make it seem like that world was WAY old to please the devil. This is why weirdos now believe that the earth is actually older than 6,000 years. Satan works in mysterious ways.

And so does our LORD.

Answer 3

Some years back I kept a Praying Mantis as a pet, and they only eat live food! Consequently, I acquired the skill of GENTLY capturing live flies in flight, or off any surface, so that I could feed my Mantis uninjured and active prey. Most moving incident was late one night when on arrival home I found my Mantis shedding its skin. I watched, enthralled, for over an hour and I shall never forget seeing my Mantis gradually extend and spread its brand new rainbow-shimmering wings. Next day I released it onto a grapevine in my garden, the same garden in which I subsequently found a swarm of very tiny, recently hatched mantids! They are the cutest little creatures you could ever imagine.

Answer 4

Well, the flies reproduced so fast that the frogs could eat all they wanted and there were still enough flies to continue reproducing. But then the frogs were reproducing, too, and once the tadpoles grew up, it became quite a challenge. Luckily, the waters receded fast enough.

Answer 5

A while back, I read about some researchers who reversed a frog's visual field, I think by turning its eyes around. For a while, the frog would attempt to catch a fly above its head by shooting its tongue out, but it would aim downward.

I forget the details.


Maybe he just told the frogs to eat the wooly mammoths and the unicorns and the dinosaurs. Um...

My humor is just not *on* today.

Answer 6

Hi Squirrel baby! Good to have you back.

I believe the frogs were too busy speaking in tounges to each other to worry about the flies. And speaking from my heart, we could have all done without those damn flies anyway, don't you think?

Enjoy your day! Love the avatar!

Answer 7

The two snakes were guarding the two flies....frogs afraid of snakes and stayed away...snakes got hungry and ate the damned flies themselves...

THAT'S why all of the 28"-long, checker-board winged, purple-eyed, seven-legged Snarf flys no longer exists on this planet.

Answer 8

Noah was a drunk!!! It was pure luck that the frogs didn't eat the flies

Answer 9

It was in that exact moment that flies were taught to walk on the ceiling.

Sadly they also began to lay their eggs in the festering sores of penned animals, and when it came time to disembark the ark, there were not two flies, but 305,472. It made for quite a lovely time for all aboard.

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Answer 10

With all that manure around, you can bet there were a lot more than just two flies.

With all those flies around ... and all that water ... you can bet there were a lot more than just two frogs.

Answer 11

The flies hung out with the tyrannosaurus Rex.