A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him. "There ain't no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100 110 and finally 120 with the lights still behind him. "What in hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I don't feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before you can go!" "Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!" "Have a nice night", said the officer
2007-07-03 07:58:43 · 11 answers · asked by lou 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A police officer pulls over a car on the motorway. He walks up to the car and taps the window.
"Excuse me sir", he says, "but I have some bad news. Your wife fell out of the car about five miles back."
"Oh thank God!" says the driver, "I thought I'd gone deaf!"
2007-07-03 08:13:49 · answer #1 · answered by Volatile 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-03 15:10:07 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-07-03 15:07:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
get out of here , drop death funny
2007-07-03 15:11:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thast pretty funny.
2007-07-03 15:05:17 · answer #5 · answered by Laura W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought that was pretty funny haven't heard that one yet so i enjoyed it. Thanks!
2007-07-03 15:04:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny
2007-07-03 15:02:33 · answer #7 · answered by Rachael 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever, witty and tactfull.
2007-07-03 16:02:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.... very unexpected punchline....star time
2007-07-03 16:37:36 · answer #9 · answered by josey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. good one =)
2007-07-03 15:02:25 · answer #10 · answered by Chess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋