I need to accept the existence of a zombified Demi-god or a giant invisible man will throw me into a lake of fire that no one has ever seen before?
2007-07-03 07:12:07 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sounds like you got the gist of it.
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2007-07-03 07:16:15 · answer #1 · answered by NHBaritone 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty much, according to some.
Makes no sense to me, but hey - if it floats their boats then more power to 'em. As long as I don't have to listen to it or be expectd to believe it, they can do as they please.
Personally, I like thinking about believing in a jolly fat man who has elves that make toys at the North Pole. It makes way more sense.
2007-07-03 14:59:11 · answer #2 · answered by yarn whore 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Proof that the flying spaghetti monster is all around you, pasta wouldn't be here with out him, repent and the noodlely one will forgive.
2007-07-03 14:17:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why not try to accept the existence of yourself more.
2007-07-03 14:16:54 · answer #4 · answered by ironlady42 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's right. Jesus loves you, and you better love Him back, or He will torture you for all eternity. Sounds like a real prince.
2007-07-03 14:17:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
So I have been told....just FYI, didnt work for me.
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Trinity
2007-07-03 14:48:21 · answer #6 · answered by trinity 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is a little more to it than that, but I don't want to make it sound too crazy!
2007-07-03 14:23:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
forget all that BS...
accomplish this and start Your journey back home, to Heaven:
Create a Private, Personal, Direct, Divine Relationship with Our Creator and save Your Soul from religion's and atheist's beliefs and start Your journey back home, to Heaven.
<<<<<<< UnConditional Love is the only answer >>>>>>>
Love and Believe in Our Creator;
Love and Believe in Yourself.
Only with Our Creator's Love and Peace will we be Truly Free!
2007-07-03 14:16:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 5⤋
Nope.
Pastor Art
2007-07-03 14:15:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
That is the alleged story, sir.
2007-07-03 14:15:41 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep. But he looooves you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSZWDGLIKyY
2007-07-03 14:27:08 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋