My "service unit now" light is on and I'm concerned it might be serious
2007-07-03 06:33:18 · 18 answers · asked by Stephen Colbert 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It's not a car that has a light on, it's me you idiots !!
2007-07-03 06:40:37 · update #1
Here's what you have to look forward to:
Cigars are evil-you won't miss them
You'll find ways to simulate that smell
What a sorry fella
Rolled up and smokes like a panatella
Here in Level 1 of Robot Hell!
Gambling's wrong and so is cheating
So is forging phony IOUs
Let's let Lady Luck decide
What type of torture's justified
I'm pit boss here on Level 2
("Please tell me why," you say.)
Check out this fifty-five page warrant
("There must be robots worse than I.")
We've checked around-there really aren't
("Won't you let me explain: my crimes merely boyish pranks.")
You stole from Boy Scouts, nuns, and banks!
("Hey, don't blame me! Blame my upbringing!")
Would you please stop sinning while I'm singing?
Selling bootleg tapes is wrong
Musicians need that income to survive
Hey, Bender's gonna make some noise
With his hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys
That's whatcha, whatcha, whatcha get on Level 5
Fencing diamonds, fixing cockfights
Publishing indecent magazines
You'll pay for every crime
Knee deep in electric slime
You'll suffer 'till the end of time
Enduring tortures most of which rhyme
Trapped forever here in Robot Hell!
2007-07-03 06:41:07 · answer #1 · answered by Minh 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will pray for you. In the meantime...
You can go to any auto parts store and they'll hook up to your car's computer and tell you what the source of the check engine light is. This can be caused by bad timing, ignition, or even the oxygen sensor. But the information will be free.
2007-07-03 13:38:05 · answer #2 · answered by David S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure I'm in a good mood today. Hey you called me an idiot. So no I won't pray for you.
2007-07-03 13:36:15 · answer #3 · answered by Lynnemarie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Prayer is useless - take it to the mechanic. Of course those lights can be touchy, so there may not be anything wrong at all.
2007-07-03 13:37:22 · answer #4 · answered by Dawn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I pray that you find the divine wisdom to bring your car to a repair shop. There you will see God's presence in the form of the mechanic's talents in fixing your car.
And remember the Vatican's new "Ten Commandments of Driving" ... happy trails!
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2007-07-03 13:36:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
You need to drink OIL not beer... Try a case of 10W40 and call me in the morning.
2007-07-03 13:41:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bender Bending RodrÃguez, the robot devil already owns your serial number.
2007-07-03 13:43:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Done. I prayed that the Lord Jesus Christ will enter your life at every opportunity. Get ready, you're in for a lot of Jesus in your life soon!
2007-07-03 13:37:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
sure bender! after all i cant go a day w/o watching u steal from fry and drink all day!
2007-07-03 13:35:35 · answer #9 · answered by Scream me a love song 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, but I know a good mechanic.
2007-07-03 13:36:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋