You are calling the,The mential Health Institute!
Please chose one of the fullowing options.
If you are obsessive-compulsive,Press1 repeatedly.
If you have multiple-personalities,press2,3 and 4.
If you suffer from post-traumatic stress
disorder,Press 5 but do it v-e-r-y-s-l-o-w-l-y and carfully.
If your dyslexic,Press 6 Now press 9 now press 6 now press 9 now press 9.
If your delusional,Press 7.and your call will transferred to the Mothership.
If you have short term memory loss,Press 8.If you have short term memory loss press8.
If you have schizophrenia,Listen very carefully and a small voice will tell you the number to press.
If your co-dependant,ask someone to press the numbers for you.
If your depressed,don't bother to press any numbers.No one will be able to help you anyway.
If you are paranoid,don't worry,we know how you are,we know what you want,we know were you are, well reach you.
low selfesteem,please hang up were too busy to talk to u!
2007-07-03 06:27:03 · 17 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Like it, so does myself sat next to me!
2007-07-03 07:09:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, I like the Inuyasha one better. Good for those who watch it!
Hello, you've reached the office for Inuyasha Character Therapy. If you'd like to speak to one of our therapists, please listen to the following choices:
If you're Inuyasha, we could try to tell you what number to press, but the fact is, you're just going to run in and press whatever number you feel like pressing. So I suppose we're just going to let you press a bunch of random numbers before you figure it out and finally get the right one.
If you're Kagome, please press 2. It's the number right between 1 and 3. No, wait! You just pressed 5. NO!! That was 4! Two is to the right. No!! Your OTHER right! No, no, NO! NOT THAT NUMBER! My goodness, Kagome, what number are you trying to press?!
If you're Miroku, Sango, or Shippou... holy heck, you mean Inuyasha actually let you get to the phone and dial before he tried to dial the number himself? Wow!
If you're Kohaku, you suffer from post-traumatic stress syndrome. But don't be afraid to press 3. It'll be okay soon enough.
If you're Suikotsu, you have multiple personality disorder. Please press 4, 5, and 6.
If you're Naraku, you have control issues. Go ahead and make one of your little underlings press 7 for you.
If you're Sesshoumaru, you have a Narcissistic disorder. You might feel you're too good to press 8, but if you do, we won't tell anyone.
If you're Miroku, you've dialed the wrong number. Please call the number to register with the sex offenders listing.
2007-07-03 06:50:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
aha, moved onto numbers now have we, talking of numbers-
the no16 goes into a pub, up to the bar and orders a pint o bitter, the barman says sorry l cant serve you, you are under 18
2007-07-03 06:33:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pardon me, did I stumble into the Old Joke Museum?
2007-07-03 07:06:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha i got sent that on my phone by my best mates dad who was having a break down at the time very approite!!
2007-07-03 06:31:21 · answer #5 · answered by Cσυятηєуу вяυνν* 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well i didnt want to tlk to u ne way lol seriously i have very hi self esteem
2007-07-03 06:34:54 · answer #6 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Somehow funnier first time i heard it.
2007-07-03 07:10:05 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good Calamity.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
Where do you get them.!!!???
Ha ha ha.
2007-07-03 14:37:52 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is soooooo funny. here have a star. i am STILL laughing. that is good! (kinda glad i'm not any of that)
2007-07-03 06:33:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha,that is soooo funny,have a star!!!!
2007-07-03 06:47:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋