would you be ready??
I would be screwed
2007-07-03 05:04:11 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I would fly away with Him into heaven as promised.....
I am saved by the blood of the Lamb........Praise God and Maranatha!
2007-07-03 05:06:35 · answer #1 · answered by primoa1970 7 · 4⤊ 4⤋
I'd want to see some pretty convincing evidence that he WAS the Messiah, after all.
Then I'd ask him what the he!! he's been doing for the last 2000 years. Then I'd give him a place to hide because all the survivors of countless atrocities over the last century and all their loved ones and descendants would be hot on his trail with blood in their eyes. Then I'd ask him why God created a Universe which is bulging with evidence that utterly contradicts his Holy Word.
Then I would ask forgiveness for my sins, fall to my knees, and worship him, and ask him if all of that, along with giving him a place to hide will allow me to avoid eternal damnation. Well, hey, I'm only human, y'know!
2007-07-03 12:19:01 · answer #2 · answered by Brant 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd go upto heaven, maybe grill out on the back deck, and perhaps toss back a couple of brews with my brother Jesus, who I've never met in person before...Seriously though, I have no idea what I'd do...stand up there in complete awe for a little while maybe???
2007-07-03 12:12:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Jesus came back today, I would have been taken away from here at least 7 years ago.
Pastor Art
2007-07-03 12:08:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus' writings said
do not look here or there or "lo here, lo there"
he said look inwards for a second coming of enlightenment and awareness as you being a son of 'god' or devine by yourself w/ others and respect all
2007-07-03 12:11:34 · answer #5 · answered by voice_of_reason 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would welcome His return..With Praising His Name, Singing in the Spirit and Dancing in the streets..
Why would you be screwed? Get ready while you have time..Peace
2007-07-03 12:10:47 · answer #6 · answered by pops 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I know exactly what I will do and what you will do and what everybody else will do, regardless of whether they are a believer or an athiest or a buddhist or what:
"EVERY KNEE SHALL BOW".
2007-07-03 12:09:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Uh ... invite him over for a drink?
Or laugh as he announced to the fundies, "Get thee away from me, Satan!"
2007-07-03 12:18:42 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
walk up to him, shake his hand, and ask him if he would like to go out for coffee for a chat. i'd have a lot of questions.
2007-07-03 12:13:21 · answer #9 · answered by babeedoll_05 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes, I am more than ready....
you have the choice to become unscrewed my friend
2007-07-03 12:06:54 · answer #10 · answered by karen_03625 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I would fall to my knees and praise Him for all that He has done for me
2007-07-03 12:14:01 · answer #11 · answered by farm girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋