Before any of them can pick it up , a genie pops out . The genie says he can grant 3 wishes , one for each of them .
The Canadian says " My father was a farmer , I'm a farmer , and my son shall be a farmer .... I wish for Canada to be forever fertile farming land " . Poof !! And it was done !!
Osama was amazed , so he said " I want an impenetrable wall to be built around Afghanistan , Iran , and Iraq . One that would hold all believers of Radical Islam inside , and all Jews , Americans and othe infidels outside "... .Poof !! and much to his suprise , it was done !!
The American engineer says " I'm curious about this wall , tell me more about it " . So the genie says " The wall is 5000 ft high, 500 ft thick , and totally impenetrable . Now what is your wish "?
The engineer smiles broadly and says. . . " Fill it with water " !!!
SMILE !!
(credit should be noted for the user 'nana4thekids' as she is the one who forwarded it to me)
2007-07-03 02:49:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Somebody get John a cup of coffee and explain what he missed !!
2007-07-03 03:55:03 · update #1
I love it! I'm sure some Osama sympathizer will report you and the "question" will be erased :(
2007-07-03 03:17:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
information Flash: Our troops are nonetheless over seas. I in simple terms had to permit you in in this, in case you have been residing in a Pakistani compound without internet or cable for the final 5 years. To broadcast pictures of the lifeless chief of a "questionably sane" anti-american group, might positioned our infantrymen in threat. we've already lost adequate of our courageous adult adult males and ladies, why might we would want to hazard dropping greater? Plus, the U. S. has greater type than to broadcast pictures of that merciless, disillusioned guy. Broadcasting pictures of a fallen "chief", is a few thing that bin Ladin might have finished, the U. S. does not droop to that time.
2016-10-03 11:48:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that a long time ago (with different characters) but the updated version is pretty damn funny.
2007-07-03 02:52:43 · answer #3 · answered by ncbrave25 3 · 9⤊ 0⤋
If only it were that easy LMAO! I need a genie!
2007-07-03 03:12:19 · answer #4 · answered by Erinyes 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
Star for you!
2007-07-03 04:58:13 · answer #5 · answered by , 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A star for you Earnest!
2007-07-03 03:15:54 · answer #6 · answered by Cherie 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Love it! Too bad that it really can't come true! Great Joke!
~Candice~
2007-07-03 03:04:31 · answer #7 · answered by Candice 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Filling the wall with water would do less good than filling the area between the walls would.
2007-07-03 03:47:59 · answer #8 · answered by John S 4 · 0⤊ 7⤋
Cute ;). See, we are smarter !...lmao!
2007-07-03 03:24:52 · answer #9 · answered by T S 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
i like this one LOL
2007-07-03 03:29:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋