A married couple receive a bank statement with a huge overdraft. They also receive a final demand for the gas bill, so they agree to save money. That evening, they are watching TV when the man gets up and tells his wife that he's off down the pub. Outraged, the wife informs him that he has no right to go to the pub and leave her at home when they need to economise. The husband nods and tells his wife to put her coat on. Surprised and amazed, the wife asks, "Why, are we going out together?" "No," he says. "I'm turning the heating off."
2007-07-03 02:09:17 · 7 answers · asked by nickv2304 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
she could have set fire to him to keep warm
2007-07-03 02:34:08 · answer #1 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds rather familiar.Hubby would go out with mates and leave me at home. His father would always turn down the heating thermostat. It could be 20 degrees below outside, but the heating has to be off! He would go and visit people and turn THEIR heating down if he felt too hot!! (Cheeky sod!)
2007-07-03 02:17:49 · answer #2 · answered by xenonvalkyrie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
under the thumb
2007-07-03 04:04:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vg I could see it coming but I dont believe that stupid woman couldnt and had to ask.
2007-07-03 02:20:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha it woz k
2007-07-03 04:18:35 · answer #5 · answered by cerri-anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant,Brilliant,Brilliant.
This is something my dad would do. lol.
2007-07-03 02:13:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha good stuff
2007-07-03 02:12:46 · answer #7 · answered by Laila 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋