A patient was having a problem that he's hearing voices so he went to the psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said "Welcome to McDonalds!" the patient replied, " I thought you were a psychiatrist?" "Oh yeah, so what's the problem?" the man explained it; "I'm hearing voices, can you help me? Doc? Are you listening? DOC!" the psychiatrist asked" Would you like fries with that?" Then the man ran out wildly and accidentaly went to the 'mental problems' section and was locked up in a ward and found the psychiatrist there, too. Afraid, he jumped off the top floor in his underwear and it ripped he fell and died, nude. Poor guy!
2007-07-03 01:46:40 · 4 answers · asked by jamie_gundaya 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
STAR TAR AR R ME E !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-03 01:54:40 · update #1
for that joke you'll get tarred NOT starred
2007-07-03 01:58:45 · answer #1 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-03 08:49:39 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i gave you a star but only because i hate it when they ask do you want fries with that
if i want f****in fries i would have asked
2007-07-03 09:09:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah!!!its corny....
2007-07-03 17:51:43 · answer #4 · answered by Wilma A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋