"You know, I have always wondered, am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?"
St. Peter said he would have to ask God that question since he's the one that made him.
So the zebra asked God, "God, am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?"
God answered, "You are what you are."
The zebra left and came upon St. Peter and told him,
"Well I asked God if I was a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes..."
"What was the answer," St. Peter asked.
"Well I still don't know. All He said was: 'You are what you are.'
"Well that answers it," Said St. Peter. "You're a white horse with black stripes."
"How do you know that?" asked the zebra.
"Well if you were a black horse with white stripes He would have said: "You is what you is".
2007-07-03 01:46:11 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh very good Not heard that one before
2007-07-03 04:50:17 · answer #1 · answered by deepee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah man
2007-07-03 02:25:03 · answer #2 · answered by Albinoballs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, cool man
2007-07-03 02:24:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-03 01:57:41 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow um don't know if that was an racist comment or a real joke but yeah all i can say is wow
2007-07-03 01:55:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-07-03 01:49:52 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Loved it!
2007-07-03 02:50:12 · answer #7 · answered by brit_plod 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-07-03 01:58:53 · answer #8 · answered by Ajdonuts 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
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2007-07-03 02:02:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats hilarious!
2007-07-03 02:12:44 · answer #10 · answered by Reese Cup 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋