Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your *** in here by 8:00"
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
3. "Id love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
5. You want to see if its like the dream.
6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
7. People stop stealing your pens after theyve seen where you keep them.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
10. No one steals your chair.
2007-07-03 01:43:51 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cheers mate, that was brilliant
2007-07-03 01:47:20 · answer #1 · answered by Taddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! Great Joke!
~Candice~
2007-07-03 09:33:15 · answer #2 · answered by Candice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-03 08:52:33 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1-like yours
2-i lost all my clothes
3-i have a heart broken so i am going to search for a new bf
4-like yours
5-i am crazy
6-my mom kicked me out from the house be4 i get dressed
7-i forget to dress
8-i am drunk and i don't know what i am doing
9-like yours
10-like yours
2007-07-03 08:51:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats hilarious!
2007-07-03 08:55:36 · answer #5 · answered by Ajdonuts 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooh, #9 lmao!!
2007-07-03 09:32:16 · answer #6 · answered by TW 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny:)
2007-07-03 09:15:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes ok good one
2007-07-03 08:48:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds good to me....
2007-07-03 08:48:23 · answer #9 · answered by southerngirl70 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! genious! love it!
2007-07-03 08:46:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋