in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The attendant at the pumps greets him in a typically Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Top o the mornin' to yer, Sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. as he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are dey den, Son?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees" replied Tiger. "Well, what on de good earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman. "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger. "Feckin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "Dem boys at Volvo tink of everything!"
2007-07-03 01:24:46 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmffao!!!
flippin hysterical! luvin it!
2007-07-03 01:28:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-07-03 01:28:14 · answer #2 · answered by boojum 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nobody actually says 'top o' the morning to you' in Ireland unless they are talking to gullible Americans.
2015-08-25 20:39:04 · answer #3 · answered by Orla C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it ! Don't know if it's because i play golf or because i have a volvo tho !! LMAO
2007-07-03 01:30:11 · answer #4 · answered by talkingformydog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny, cool I just love the irish
2007-07-03 02:29:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good, but had some difficulties to understand your language which is rather complex through the use of abbreviations.
2016-05-17 06:55:17 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA! that's a good one. star for you.
2007-07-03 01:28:49 · answer #7 · answered by Jordan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old, good and a star for you
2007-07-03 04:11:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, PMSL, what a cracker!!!
2007-07-03 01:31:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great
2007-07-03 01:47:31 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋