IRISH ENGINEERS and a BLONDE
Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A blonde walks by and asks what they are doing.
Paddy: "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole, but we don't
have a ladder."
The blonde took a spanner from her handbag, loosened a few bolts and
laid the flagpole down. She pulled a tape measure from her pocket, took
a measurement from the base to the top whilst it was on the ground
and announced that it was eighteen feet and six inches.
She then walked off.
Mick: "Ain't that just like a blonde?
We need the height and she gives
us the length."
2007-07-03 01:14:56 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
men are never satisfied
what were they fecking wanting the girth?
2007-07-03 01:17:43 · answer #1 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
MYKLIA G ur a typical blonde. please tell me u understood that!
if you didnt then i dont think you should really be delving into the blonde jokes section!
thought it was hilarious!
honestly the worlds blondes and all the irish shoud be put on sum planet and watched to see what happens!
2007-07-03 08:21:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Irish and blonde at the same time. V funny.
2007-07-03 08:18:40 · answer #3 · answered by Who Yah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha. That's good. Them Irishmen lol.
2007-07-03 08:18:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thought Answer #1 was funnier. Sorry.
2007-07-03 08:19:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, what a cracker, no 1 answer is so funny too, typical blond.
2007-07-03 08:24:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, i love the blonde jokes!
2007-07-03 08:18:42 · answer #7 · answered by moixxx 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
superb, ace and the missus is rolling. if YOU can keep this up it might be my lucky night its star time
2007-07-03 10:18:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wernt to bad i suppose could of been better
2007-07-03 08:18:35 · answer #9 · answered by amy l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-07-03 08:49:03 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋