Thoroughly clean the toilet.
Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water,and have both lids lifted.
Obtain the cat and smooth him while you carry him to the bathroom.
In one smoothy movement,put the cat in the toilet and close both lids(you may need to stand on the lid so he cannot escape).
CAUTION!!!!!!!
Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge,as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.
Flush the toilet three or four times.
Have someone open the door to the out side make sure no one is in the way between the toilet and out side door.
Stand behind the toilet as far as you can,and quickly lift both lids.The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet,and run outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely,
The DOG......
2007-07-03 00:45:08 · 12 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's nothing to how 'hot-dogs' are made!
THE CAT........
2007-07-03 05:16:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Naughty aughty ughty ghty hty ty y Dog og g .
2007-07-03 07:49:04 · answer #2 · answered by jamie_gundaya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My barmy border collie has been dreaming again! She wants revenge, cause my sister's cats scratched her on the nose. She only wanted to herd them!
2007-07-03 07:57:00 · answer #3 · answered by xenonvalkyrie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
scooby dooby doo
nice 1 T-J
a*4u
2007-07-03 10:10:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you been reading my dogs diary again....lol!
2007-07-03 07:48:52 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, aww man! That's my secret fantasy!
2007-07-03 07:57:36 · answer #6 · answered by ***Nubian_Princess*** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-07-03 07:50:02 · answer #7 · answered by S Csparky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-07-03 08:13:28 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..thats one mean dog..
2007-07-03 07:49:55 · answer #9 · answered by ihavechopsticksinmyhair 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that's a good one.
2007-07-03 07:55:10 · answer #10 · answered by Wolf guy lupine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋