A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question.
After consulting the Bible, the priest says, " My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays."
The man thinks: " What does a priest know about sex?" So he goes to a minister, who after all is a married man and experienced in this matter.
He queries the minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath!
Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority: a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge. In other words, he goes to a rabbi. The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, " My son, sex is definitely play."
The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?"
The Rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it."
2007-07-03 00:01:03 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Hey, thanks for the unexpected laugh. It did my heart a world of good! Thanks, Love! ;-))
2007-07-03 00:05:43 · answer #1 · answered by Eudora 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one star
2007-07-03 00:03:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oy vey
it's a bit of both already
2007-07-03 01:24:39 · answer #3 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tis very good
a star for you
2007-07-03 02:56:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes Wunderbar !!!!!
2007-07-03 00:03:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! that is great. So true for some wives...
2007-07-03 00:52:27 · answer #6 · answered by FuriousRain007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-07-03 01:08:42 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done u make me laugh today.
2007-07-03 00:04:43 · answer #8 · answered by R.I.P Rob(gone too soon) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
or
2007-07-03 00:03:03 · answer #9 · answered by noobgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-07-03 02:42:18 · answer #10 · answered by kedimus4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋