for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mummy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his thing in the mommy’s thing. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s thing in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and asks, "This taste funny to you?"
2007-07-02 23:37:44 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe i lyk da first 1
2007-07-02 23:41:26 · answer #1 · answered by Mickey 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-03 09:10:32 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny i gave you a star
2007-07-03 06:46:26 · answer #3 · answered by smooth jones 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
...hehe the second one reminds me of:
what does a cannibal do when he dumps his girlfriend? he wipes his butt!!!!
2007-07-03 06:45:10 · answer #4 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol haha poor clown
2007-07-03 06:45:08 · answer #5 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1st one pretty funny, 2nd not so much
2007-07-03 06:42:41 · answer #6 · answered by tigger 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋