A salesman checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He was single so he got to thinking about some female company. He thought he'd get one of those girls you see advertised in phone books from one of the "escort" services. He picked a number and dialed it.
A woman answered, "Hello?"
"Hi, I hear you do escorts and massages and I'd like you to come to my hotel room and give me a massage. And after that I want sex! In fact I want jungle sex . . . wild, crazy hanging-from-the-chandelier type sex! I'm talking kinky, the whole night, you name it we'll do it! Bring all kinds of sex toys too! I don't care what they are, you can use them on me! You can even tie me up and then cover me in whipped cream! Now how does that sound?" he asked.
The woman said, "Interesting sir, but for an outside line, you must press "9" first."
2007-07-02 23:11:44 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Honey I am having difficulties typing because I'm crying with laughter. The trouble is I can imagine how easy it would be to make that mistake. Excellent as usual!
2007-07-02 23:17:45 · answer #1 · answered by Jim 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha very good. As a former hotel worker I can tell you these things do happen. A star for you
2007-07-03 06:20:02 · answer #2 · answered by Laila 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very old but in truth funny X Cindy
2007-07-03 06:18:43 · answer #3 · answered by naughtysissycindy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! That was pretty funny.. it took about 3 seconds to get it though lol! good job xxx. Did u make that up?
2007-07-03 06:20:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
five stars on this one honey
Want till the guys at the auto parts store hear this.
2007-07-03 09:11:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lmao
2007-07-03 11:00:31 · answer #6 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats great, can just imagine it happening too.
2007-07-03 12:57:24 · answer #7 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg
lol
oops hahahaha
2007-07-03 13:50:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMSIAOSFHISMS I have been to that hotel and they promised discretion now here you go telling all and sundry........Thanks
2007-07-03 06:47:23 · answer #9 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Getting better...
2007-07-03 14:13:27 · answer #10 · answered by Smoothie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋