A family is sitting around the supper table.
The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of
breasts.
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a
bit.
After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated the wife and daughter.
So the daughter said " Mom, how many kinds of penises are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and looks at her daughter and answers,
"Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In a man's twenties, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only!
2007-07-02 22:33:14 · 16 answers · asked by Citizen Mac 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you are the funniest man alive!!!x
2007-07-04 10:44:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hello dear!
Thanks!
2007-07-03 06:09:35 · answer #2 · answered by soubassakis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Friggin' funny!!
he deserved that..lol
xxx
2007-07-03 06:20:30 · answer #3 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha!! Go mom! life's true lessons are learned at the dinner table. :)
2007-07-03 08:18:24 · answer #4 · answered by FuriousRain007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
... :'(
Theres something I can tell my son at Christmas...
"Son, when you're older. You are going to be a Christmas tree..." =+)
2007-07-03 05:40:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! I love that! Sweet revenge!
:)
2007-07-03 05:37:01 · answer #6 · answered by Kay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny i have never heard it before
2007-07-03 05:40:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank God for implants and viagra, huh? ; )
2007-07-03 08:50:20 · answer #8 · answered by Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!!good one!!now all you need to do is write one for moustaches!!lol!
2007-07-03 05:44:21 · answer #9 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is funny.
2007-07-03 10:01:21 · answer #10 · answered by emma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋