Sarah, who was a rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.
She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan.
She’d hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs.
She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear. "Excuse me, miss," said the flustered assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs.
"The Hilton doesn’t mind your sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday."
"What difference does it make?" Sarah asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I’m covered with a towel."
"Not exactly," said the embarrassed man. "You’re lying on the dining room skylight."
2007-07-02 22:08:54 · 20 answers · asked by Dolly 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO. Good one, haven't heard it before.
My addition:
One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route.
As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway.
His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.
"Wow, Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night" the mailman comments.
Bob in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night.
This is the first time I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning.
We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for Christmas Cheer and it got a bit wild.
Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I?”
The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"!
"Well, all the guys go in the bedroom, and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our 'privates' showing through a hole in the sheet.
Then the women try to guess who it is.”
"The mailman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that."
"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up four or five times . . . .”
2007-07-02 22:20:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sums up Paris Hilton in a way doesn't it?
lol... Have a Star!
2007-07-03 05:25:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! lol, thats funny.
but i dont think somthing like that could happen in real life cuz i dont think any1 would be stupid enough not to look down n be able to see that ppl can see them. unless ofcourse if it was like a 1 way thing like the 1s they have in investigation rooms or whatever they;re called, or if the thing was tinted. lol.
2007-07-03 05:16:21 · answer #3 · answered by JuLiA 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
how embarrasing lol i'd check out the same day
2007-07-04 03:51:05 · answer #4 · answered by MzHoTtIE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Delicious Darling !!!!!
2007-07-03 05:17:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! It is so funny!
Poor Manager, why can't they get a woman to tell her that.
:)
2007-07-03 05:35:33 · answer #6 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-07-03 05:21:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i like it
2007-07-03 05:20:00 · answer #8 · answered by uncle podger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hsahahahahahhahha I'm stilling scratching my head how cud she do that
2007-07-03 05:29:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the second cracker,,, its the way you tell em
2007-07-03 05:13:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋