The Italian says,
"When I've a finished a makina da love withah my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstacy."
The Frenchman replies,
"zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body, and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue, and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."
The redneck says,
"That aint nothing. When I've finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my weener on the curtains.
She hits the freakin' ceiling!
2007-07-02 19:07:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg...rotflmao...u get a cute yellow star.
2007-07-02 22:11:26 · answer #1 · answered by flyhighrn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nish one
Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Welshman are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish" says the genie.
The Welshman says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Wales."
With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in Wales was forever made fertile for farming.
The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so that no one can come into our precious country. Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye,'POOF' - there was a huge wall around France.
The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out."
The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water."
2007-07-03 02:17:18 · answer #2 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Whah hah ha! That was kind o' sick but funny because is' wife gits mad. LOL! Whut n' ijit. I'll star ya fer the heckuv it!
2007-07-03 02:15:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very funny xxxxxxx that was gr8
2007-07-03 02:25:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats da question
2007-07-03 02:10:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
LMFAO!!! That was some funny stuff!!!
2007-07-03 02:20:27 · answer #6 · answered by Saishoku 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL loved it!
2007-07-03 02:10:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice...im so tellin that one
2007-07-03 02:11:00 · answer #8 · answered by Emerald Eyes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋