What do call a group of balding rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
2007-07-02 17:56:30 · 5 answers · asked by Commander 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sure made me laugh. I give you a star. Boy my Mom's laughing too. She says shell call Dad a rabbit from now on. lol
2007-07-02 18:16:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good we are on rabbit jokes. Here's one.....
Man is driving down the road at the speed limit.
A rabbit runs out in front of him and he hits it.
The woman screams, "oh my goodness you've killed it".
The man stops the car, they get out and walk back to the rabbit.
Sure enough he's dead.
The man walks back to car, opens the trunk and pulls out an aerosol can.
He walks back to the rabbit and sprays the contents on it.
They step back and wait.
After about two minutes the rabbit sits up, turns away from them and starts hopping. He hops about three feet and turns and waves, hops about three feet turns and waves, hops about three feet turns and waves.
He does this until they can no longer see him.
The woman turns to the man and says, "that's amazing, what was it you sprayed on the rabbit"?
The man says, "hair restorer with a permanent wave".
2007-07-03 01:37:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, that's good.
star
2007-07-03 01:00:48 · answer #3 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmm good.
2007-07-03 08:43:37 · answer #4 · answered by map8oula 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tyson
now this makes me lagh . can i
2007-07-03 01:53:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋