why did he just spent 10 minutes trying to eat his own foot?
2007-07-02 17:54:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
evil atheist: nah, he's just stupid. he also spend half an hour eating his own tail earlier, and a good little bit attacking his own ear everytime it flopped in his fac
2007-07-02 18:01:15 · update #1
Because your dog isn't as smart as mine, who tries to catch the shadows of birds flying overhead.
2007-07-02 17:59:13 · answer #1 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And why does my chihuahua crap the floor everywhere and eat it? Sometimes she leaves it in circular rows around my laundry or sewing patterns-- maybe it is intelligently designed projectiles from god because I'm an atheist?
Sorry, I'm just ticked because I found it on my floor this morning.
2007-07-03 01:20:51 · answer #2 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My dog thinks the cat box is a snack tray. 'Splain that to me!
He won't eat "Sam's Choice" dog food, but he'll tear up some cat turds!
2007-07-03 00:58:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
chewing on the feet is a sign of atopy, usually caused by environmental allergens. You might ask your vet for advice if he keeps it up.
2007-07-03 00:59:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
did some idiot just say a dog's body works seamlessly? right, genius. seamless. thats why they eat sh*t, lick as$, go blind and eventually die, right? yeah, seamless.
well, you giving that answer means that god did not design US (humans) intelligently, how's that?
2007-07-03 04:57:28 · answer #5 · answered by uniVerse 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because your dog is high on cocaine he thought he is a kiwi.
2007-07-03 01:04:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because your dog isn't as smart as mine, who tries to pee on yucca plants.
2007-07-03 00:57:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
god is just a misspelled word for dog.
2007-07-03 00:56:54 · answer #8 · answered by 8theist 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
intelligent meaning the way his body functions seamlessly....
but that doesnt mean HE is intelligent.
2007-07-03 00:57:42 · answer #9 · answered by the nothing 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋