A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers...." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!"
Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."
2007-07-02 13:45:31 · 19 answers · asked by josey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats great. one of the best jokes i have heard in a while. thank you. =D
2007-07-02 13:53:00 · answer #1 · answered by chaosdemon5 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like James Bond
2016-04-01 04:26:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only an hour fast jeesh no time to enjoy the company then, typical Englishman LOL
2007-07-02 14:57:06 · answer #3 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
2007-07-02 13:49:06 · answer #4 · answered by Zombie Jesus 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool 1
2007-07-02 22:47:21 · answer #5 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-02 13:52:29 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
have a star cos like a good wine it gets better with age
2007-07-02 14:18:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one. I liked it. Very funy
2007-07-02 13:52:07 · answer #8 · answered by jenx 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now you know how to tell a joke!! Funny!! lmao
2007-07-02 15:03:19 · answer #9 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-02 13:49:57 · answer #10 · answered by aabigaa2 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋