Four Dads went golfing one day. Three of them
headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the
clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men
started talking, bragging about their sons.
The first man told the others, "My son is a
homebuilder and he is so successful that he gave a
friend a new home for free."
The second man said, "My son is a car salesman and
now he owns a multiline dealership. He is so
successful
that he gave a friend a new Mercedes, fully loaded."
The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged,
"My son is a stockbroker and he's doing so well that
he
gave his friend an entire stock portfolio.
The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few
minutes of taking care of business. The first man
mentioned, "We are just talking about our sons. How is
yours doing?"
The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and
dances in a gaybar. I'm not totally thrilled about the
dancing job, but he must be doing good. His last three
boyfriends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes and
an entire stock portfolio!
2007-07-02
13:40:10
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