and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. he proceeds to take off his trousers and throws them at her. "he says put those on" the bride replies i cant wear your trousers. he replies and dont forget that. i will always wear the pants in the family. the bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request."try those on she says". he replies i cant get in to your knickers. and you never bloody will if you dont change your attitude
2007-07-02 13:13:10 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha thnx for tht im gonna use tht next time my fiance pisses me off.loved it.have another star, and btw i dont think its old i never heard it before,where've i been?
p.s *SUZANNE R* loved yours too
2007-07-05 11:37:33 · answer #1 · answered by *♥*tron*♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes my boyfriend is the same-
we were out for a meal with the family and he blurts out"i cant wait to get you home and get your knickers off"
i was embarrased and said shhhh
Well they are digging into me he said! !! xx
2007-07-02 20:46:04 · answer #2 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL An oldie but still a goodie
2007-07-02 21:59:42 · answer #3 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-02 20:28:34 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
now who really wears the pant in the family
lol hahahahahahahahaha
2007-07-02 20:19:39 · answer #5 · answered by theresa t 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! Didn't think it was going to turn out that way, was happily surprised when it did
2007-07-02 21:41:02 · answer #6 · answered by bethwozere 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the old ones are the best
2007-07-02 20:17:13 · answer #7 · answered by ian s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but still a great joke....and id say it happens mor often than not eh
2007-07-02 20:28:56 · answer #8 · answered by josey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah you tell him Miss Behavin!
:)
2007-07-03 06:18:11 · answer #9 · answered by H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-07-03 03:26:16 · answer #10 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋