David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers.
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music!
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
#1 -They can't wear their helmets sideways.
2007-07-02 12:54:20 · 24 answers · asked by josh g 2 in Sports ➔ Auto Racing ➔ NASCAR
back at ya wonderwill, glad you enjoyed it. just had to get it out there becuse i seen a bio about Wendell Scott. the only black driver to win in what is now NEXTEL back in 1963,which lead to a Bill Lester, the first black driver to quilify in over 20 years.
2007-07-02 13:48:44 · update #1
As a brother I think I should be offended but i'm to busy laughing at the ignorance of us all. Love yawl. Pass the
Bud(s). Put us in nascar and put a cop behind and we won't even stop to collect our prize at the checkard flag, catch you later jack.
2007-07-02 13:07:32 · answer #1 · answered by Grateful Will 2 · 10⤊ 1⤋
NASCAR would have to call this race: The
Bud Drive-by Shoot-out.
2007-07-02 23:31:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That was so funny. It gave me a good laugh, even though it's a bit racist. However, they could find something like that to say about us white folk. Thanks for the laugh
2007-07-03 10:38:02 · answer #3 · answered by starysky2004 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lmao,Very funny but not politically correct !
2007-07-03 10:18:07 · answer #4 · answered by Shawn G 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That has got to be the funniest thing I have ever read.
2007-07-03 10:32:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
His "Top Ten" lists are the only good thing about that show!
Thx for the sharing!
2007-07-02 21:43:23 · answer #6 · answered by wyomugs 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
OMG that is hilarious even though it is really racist!!!!! Did David Letterman say this on national television because I really hope not!!!!
2007-07-02 19:59:08 · answer #7 · answered by The_Overseer_9 2 · 9⤊ 1⤋
That was on Letterman?
Is he getting sued for racism because of it?
I can't believe it.
Letterman loves racing to.
And to think, the one night that I had to watch my husband's sport's program instead.
Sorry, I missed it!
2007-07-02 20:03:35 · answer #8 · answered by deerislandnan 2 · 4⤊ 3⤋
That is so funny. I must show this to my best friend.
2007-07-02 22:57:23 · answer #9 · answered by rowdy45 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is one of the best things I've ever heard.
2007-07-02 20:15:13 · answer #10 · answered by Austin B 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋