I was on my way to work and suddenly it got all cold in my car, I heard the words "you are going to hell if you continue being a heathen" and then I got slimed! slime all over my dashboard and my leather seats!
I know my 12 GODS wouldn't do something like that , was it the Christian God maybe????
2007-07-02 11:44:36 · 10 answers · asked by slaveof12gods 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thanks that made me smile!
2007-07-02 11:47:53 · answer #1 · answered by Highlander 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Next time turn the A/C up some. Also cover your nose when you sneeze.
God is imaginary.
2007-07-02 18:49:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What kind of airbag is THAT?! I'd be taking that heap back to the dealership and getting my money back, and telling OnStar to smootch my heinie for unsolicited calling.
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2007-07-02 18:47:48 · answer #3 · answered by vinslave 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps you should be grateful--getting slimed must be better than an anal probe!!
2007-07-02 18:52:37 · answer #4 · answered by huffyb 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Maybe it was Slimer, you know, the ghost from Ghostbusters?
2007-07-02 18:48:04 · answer #5 · answered by boukenger 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Men in Black didn't erase your memory well enough.
I recommend suing them for everything they've got.
2007-07-02 18:47:40 · answer #6 · answered by Kallan 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
i can see you are not serious but ill play along...
it was all a dream, go back to sleep little one.
2007-07-02 18:48:10 · answer #7 · answered by Luna Winter 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
u sure it wasnt the ufo?
2007-07-02 18:46:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao. You need to see a doctor...ASAP.
2007-07-02 18:47:06 · answer #9 · answered by Infamous Twit 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Could be.
Or it could have been a horny, horny hobo.
2007-07-02 18:47:36 · answer #10 · answered by Morkarleth 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋