Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side
Why did the turkey cross the road? The chicken was on vacation
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road? She was afraid someone would caesar
Why did the chicken cross the road? Celebrity answers:
Bob Dylan : How many roads must one chicken cross?
Colonel Sanders : I missed one?
Dilbert : I hate it when the title gives away the plot!
Howard Cosell : It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an Herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo- sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurrence.
Jack Nicholson : 'cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason.
O.J. : It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
Mae West : I invited it to come up and see me sometime.
Pyrrho the Skeptic : What road?
Roseanne Barr : Urrrrrp. What chicken?
2007-07-02 11:25:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no the reason the chicken crossed the road was because my dog was chasing it.
2007-07-02 11:30:30 · answer #1 · answered by aabigaa2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She passed the road to prove she's no longer a chicken.
2007-07-02 19:01:41 · answer #2 · answered by Nader Ali 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the possum it could be done! :-)
2007-07-02 18:34:05 · answer #3 · answered by Reba W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Someone scared the chicken. Sorry, I'm not entertained much.
2007-07-06 09:34:40 · answer #4 · answered by Lance 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FIRST OF ALL YOUR WRONG I PERSONALLY KNOW THE CHICKEN AND THE ONLY REASON HE CROSSED THE ROAD WAS TO GET AWAY FROM FRANK PURDUE.
2007-07-02 18:40:53 · answer #5 · answered by hunterdoo99 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why did the turtle cross the road?
-to get to the shell station!
2007-07-02 18:30:39 · answer #6 · answered by purplemonkeyinlove 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha! thats a good one at the bottom. STAR 4 YOU!
2007-07-02 19:12:12 · answer #7 · answered by ♠ MJ ♠ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoh, I'm going to have to holler FOWL on this one.
2007-07-02 19:00:03 · answer #8 · answered by Jackolantern 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha... how retarded that i still like these dumb jokes. oh well, i think theyr funny.
2007-07-02 18:30:31 · answer #9 · answered by rands 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋