life she asked him how he managed for sex.
"What's that," he asked.
She explained to him what sex was, to which he responded, "Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree."
"Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and presented herself.
"Here," she said, "You must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then unleashed a merciless kick to Jane's crotch. After rolling around for some time in agony, eventually Jane managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?"
"Just checking for squirrels," said Tarzan.
2007-07-02 11:10:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol funny i love ur jokes i star all ur jokes
2007-07-02 11:13:32 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gamergurl♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6/10
2016-04-01 04:13:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoo Hoo for Tarzan the jungle man
2007-07-02 12:06:38 · answer #3 · answered by geewhiz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-02 13:06:56 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gotta say its amazing
poor jane
2007-07-02 11:35:26 · answer #5 · answered by Casanova 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very sensible precaution.
2007-07-02 17:46:29 · answer #6 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA (IN THE GOOD WAY!) a star for u!
2007-07-02 12:03:25 · answer #7 · answered by Maboroshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it reads ok
a star for you
2007-07-02 14:11:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha and ha
here's a star
2007-07-02 11:14:34 · answer #9 · answered by aabigaa2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's excellent! lol
2007-07-02 11:16:02 · answer #10 · answered by Queenie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋