2007-07-02 11:04:52 · 22 answers · asked by OBMIJ 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
*raises hand* I don't think those "bowls" look appetizing at all.
2007-07-02 11:07:14 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Well, I cannot recall ever having gone to a KFC restaurant in my relatively short life, so I think I am safe in saying that I have not knowingly eaten one, but I question what this has to do with atheism.
I am assuming based on references to a PETA video that is has something to do with cruelty to the animals they use to make said Bowls, but even then, atheism doesn't really seem to have anything to do with it. It's more of a question of what you personally consider wrong, and atheists are not necessarily more or less moral than religious people, their morals merely come from other sources.
2007-07-02 18:14:28 · answer #2 · answered by Psudomorph 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I woke up in the middle of the night and my girlfriend was sitting on my chest shoveling KFC mashed potatoes into my piehole! I tried to spit it out, but she just gagged me with a drumstick. To breath, I was forced to swallow the whole devil's brew and I threw up a little in my mouth.
But after the blob sank to my stomach I had this overwhelming feeling of strength and well being. Suddenly I could see every detail in the dark room, and hear the mice scurrying away from the cat in the barn. My girlfriend smiled at me and I knew there was something bigger than ourselves forming a bond between us. There was no escape, and I didn't want one.
The next evening, just past midnight, we bought several bowls from the 24 hour KFC here in town. In our insulated flavo-seel bag, we took our bowls to the lawn of the White House. With our unearthly sensory powers we were able to defeat the secret service's security tactics and find our way into the president's private quarters. As I mounted myself astride Laura's petite chest, my dark angel wrapped her thighs around George's head. At the count of three, and not before the count of three, we shoveled our delicious KFC bowl's into the president and the first lady.
Two month's later, the invasion of Iraq began. The end of the war is being intentionally delayed until the secret white house plans for the largest KFC east of NYC are complete.
2007-07-02 18:26:38 · answer #3 · answered by IGotsFacts! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In all seriousness, since I have no idea what a "KFC Bowl" might be, it's a virtual certainty I've never eaten one.
Edit: Oh, yuck! I think I just figured it out. No, you couldn't pay me to eat that crap. I'd rather go hungry.
2007-07-02 18:12:51 · answer #4 · answered by Diogenes 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't. It looks revolting. It's just random food shoved into a bowl. It's like Christians, Wiccans, Muslims, Raelians and atheists all partying together in the same room. Just doesn't work.
2007-07-02 18:15:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No but I just had a Colonel's Meal plus 3 hot wings. Seriously.
2007-07-02 18:09:05 · answer #6 · answered by Citizen Justin 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I have not eaten one. But I have to make a confession. There is this sick part of me that craves them. There! Now you know the truth! I am so ashamed.
2007-07-02 18:14:06 · answer #7 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bowl of Kimchee?
2007-07-02 18:30:52 · answer #8 · answered by dr strangelove 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well for one thing, you'll notice they do not have much substance, mainly cheese and gravy, with some over cooked fried chicken scraps tossed in.
2007-07-02 18:14:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Potato salad and Georgia kittens.
2007-07-02 18:07:20 · answer #10 · answered by Violet R 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I haven't had any KFC for eons since I saw PETA's videos.
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2007-07-02 18:07:45 · answer #11 · answered by vinslave 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋