"Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts never smell and they're always silent. As a matter of fact I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they didn't smell and they're silent."
The doctor says "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me. My farts are still silent, but they just stink TERRIBLY now."
"Good," says the doctor, "now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start work on your hearing."
2007-07-02 11:04:42 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha ha I think so far this is the funniest joke i read and the only one worth responding to. :0 :0 ha ha ha
2007-07-02 11:14:34 · answer #1 · answered by soundfamiliar 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahah funny
2007-07-02 18:31:20 · answer #2 · answered by memyslf&I 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-07-02 18:12:47 · answer #3 · answered by Butt 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-02 20:07:49 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heee heeee. Good one. A star for you. xx
2007-07-02 18:09:45 · answer #5 · answered by Kitty. 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-07-02 23:29:24 · answer #6 · answered by Gianna's mommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee
2007-07-02 18:12:36 · answer #7 · answered by Rachael H 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
its star time
2007-07-02 21:15:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh! That's cute!
2007-07-02 18:18:59 · answer #9 · answered by Val 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!!!!!
2007-07-02 22:55:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋