He thought he'd fire the employee who came late to work the next morning. Well, both employees came to work very early.
Then the manager thought he would catch the first one who took a coffee break. Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break.
Then the manager decided to see who took the longest lunch break - strangely, neither Jack nor Jill took a lunch break that day, they both ate at their desk.
Then the manager thought he'd wait & see who would leave work the earliest, and both employees stayed until after closing. Jill finally went to the coat rack so the manager thought he would simply be honest and ask her advice.
He went up to her and said, "Jill, I have a terrible problem. I don't know whether to lay you or Jack off." Jill said, "Well, you'd better jack off - I'm late for my bus."
2007-07-02 10:29:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAOO HAHAHAAA!
2007-07-02 10:34:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They fire because they are losing money. They fear going under so they let go of either or both. It's sad but true.
2016-08-26 05:17:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jack and jill went up the hill to see the old **** linnet jill came down with £50 she was only up there a minute.
2016-04-01 04:09:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-02 13:47:02 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one as been told allready but it ended with an headake.
2007-07-03 14:58:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee heee. A star for you for making me giggle. xx.
2007-07-02 10:40:37 · answer #6 · answered by Kitty. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
& a bus waits for no one
2007-07-02 11:28:04 · answer #7 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice =)
2007-07-02 10:45:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this a long LONG time ago,
but it is still a good one.
2007-07-02 10:34:15 · answer #9 · answered by kityklaws 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You made me laugh!!
2007-07-02 10:34:03 · answer #10 · answered by Rachael H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋