I usually have big juicy red tomatoes.
A neighbor was walking by one day and she remarked how nice and big and red they were and if I had any secret to growing them like that.
Well I told her that I usually stand in front of them and flash them every day, they get so embarrassed and flush, they just keep getting bigger and turning bright red.
So she went home to try it on her tomatoes.
She flashed them every day for a couple of weeks.
I walked by her house the other day and asked how her tomatoes were coming along.. she said still not very good...
But her cucumbers were really getting HUGE!
LOL
2007-07-02 10:17:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow....I wondered what was up with all the jokes in P&S. And then I realized I was in Jokes and Riddles. lol.
2007-07-02 10:27:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny. Maybe her tomatoes were guys too, just like the cucumbers. Very cute, very funny. Did you make that one up?
2007-07-03 00:17:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny I gave you a star.
2007-07-02 17:21:47 · answer #3 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it but illl give you a star for trying hunny.
2007-07-03 19:09:11 · answer #4 · answered by Montie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, heres a star
2007-07-02 23:41:07 · answer #5 · answered by Gianna's mommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Star worthy!
2007-07-02 17:45:50 · answer #6 · answered by W♥ Knit Twit ♥P 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! :D
2007-07-02 17:33:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yep funny!
2007-07-02 17:23:36 · answer #8 · answered by Chocolate Bunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-02 17:56:53 · answer #9 · answered by Scarlet & Gray Fanatic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAOO HAHAHAAA
2007-07-02 17:22:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋