Little johnny was in church with his mom for sunday service when he felt a barf attack impending."Mom, I think im going to throw up!
"She told him,"I want you to run really as fast as you can.Run across the lawn and go behind the bushes.You can throw up behind the bush no one will see you.
"So little johnny hauled *** for the door.Less than a minute later,he returned to his seat next to his mom.He had a look of obvious relief on his face.Did you make it all the way to the bushes,Johnny?"
"I didn't have to go that far,mom.Just as i got to the front door,I found a box that had a sign on it:FOR THE SICK."
2007-07-02 09:44:59 · 27 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
NOT THE JOKE JUST THOUGHT ID FILL IT IN A LITTLE.......
2007-07-02 09:54:46 · update #1
lol, made me smile hun..... although so git will report you cos they got a broom rammed so far up there ar@s that they lost there sence of humour x
2007-07-02 09:49:38 · answer #1 · answered by Maria S © 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMSIAO Calamity I see you're getting to grips with the British sense of humour very good joke and well worth a star
2007-07-02 10:11:49 · answer #2 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-03 10:36:26 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny is the man!
2007-07-02 09:48:24 · answer #4 · answered by Just Life, Trying To Live It. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it, but I thought it was going to end with some sarcastic comment on Bush & Blair/Brown?
This is not racist, leave them to me if I ever get round to posting any!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-02 09:49:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love that little Johnny!!
2007-07-02 11:01:45 · answer #6 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Carrots can become quite violent when dangled in front of things.
2007-07-02 10:17:12 · answer #7 · answered by Albinoballs 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was expecting a racist joke... this is false advertising lady!!!
2007-07-02 09:58:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Have a star.
2007-07-02 09:48:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
How is this racist?
Joke was funny BTW
2007-07-02 09:47:20 · answer #10 · answered by AJ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋