I just walked out of a local new's agents.
know, I was only there 5 minutes give or take,
Well there was this cop standing by my car writing a ticket.
"Come on buddy,give us a brake?"
He just ignored me,and continued writing his ticket,then stuck it to my windscreen.
So I called him a piggy git,he then shot me a look,
then started writing another.
and then i called him a ********,this time it was bald tyer's.This went on for 25minutes,the more i insulted the more ticket's he wrote,"I was getting bloody mad!"
In a right mood I just threw my hand's in the air and said"I give up".Just then i noticed a lamp post,.slowly backing away,I walk quickly down the road,remembering" I did'nt park there!"
2007-07-02 09:10:15 · 12 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha made me chuckle. I have tried to get in the wrong car 3 times at the gym. It is identical to mine but it has more scratches. Each time I have got really mad because of the scratches and then even more frustrated, because it wont open. Then I feel like a complete stupid idiot when I finally realise I am trying to get into the wrong car. There's always someone there to see it happen too!!
:-)))
2007-07-02 10:28:37 · answer #1 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had to double take when I spotted a CCTV camera and a normal street lamp walking side by side, heading off into the distance. They had what appeared to be bulldog type collars on, I think these were to stop people scaling them and tampering with their bulbs or lenses.
2007-07-02 16:18:48 · answer #2 · answered by Albinoballs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oops!
Run like hell!!!!!!!!!!
I once got the death look from a traffic warden, for sticking an extra coin in a meter just to piss them off.
2007-07-02 16:18:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSIAOSFHISMS Ain't that typical of the female no spatial awareness and probably cant park straight either Maybe I shouldn't have said that.
2007-07-02 17:17:52 · answer #4 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oops!
2007-07-02 16:14:34 · answer #5 · answered by jen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have run like H*ll!! Laughing all the way!!
2007-07-02 18:05:11 · answer #6 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!! xx
2007-07-02 16:18:18 · answer #7 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha!!!!!
2007-07-02 16:16:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hope you didn't tell the cop, good for you
2007-07-02 16:16:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is THAT why I got all those tickets!?!?!
2007-07-02 16:25:59 · answer #10 · answered by JoBos 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋