Where are you? miss your jokes
2007-07-02 08:40:03 · 12 answers · asked by Grand pa 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
With grand ma..
2007-07-02 08:45:09 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't know very many jokes. Life at time gives you the greats jokes you can live.Never a father but a great uncle six times and soon the seventh, hoping for a girl but will take a boy. You say grand pa but you write younger then I.
2007-07-02 22:27:28 · answer #2 · answered by Coop 366 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A teacher had a class and she was teaching on types of fishes.
She paused for a moment and said, class it was not a real whale that swallowed Jonah:
Curious little girl: so what was it then?
Teacher: I don't know am I'm sure its not a whale.
Curious little girl: (looking puzzled) well when i get to heaven I'll ask him what it was.
Teacher: (smile on her face) then what if Jonah didn't make it to heaven?
Curious little girl: Then you ask him!
2007-07-02 20:10:21 · answer #3 · answered by girlpower 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Poker night tonight
2007-07-09 19:00:21 · answer #4 · answered by Ryan H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May be running out of good jokes?
2007-07-10 04:27:52 · answer #5 · answered by Sijus 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Albert my boy, here is one for you:
Norman and his blonde wife live in Calgary. One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 centimeters of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Norm's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 centimeters of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Norm's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14 centimeters of snow today. You must park.........." then the electric power goes out.
Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to Blondes exhibit, Norman says,
"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
2007-07-02 15:50:31 · answer #6 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Mother Teresa, in India, said, "Smile at each
other. Smile at your wives, at your husbands,
at your children, at all. Let mutual love for the
others grow each day in all of you."
2007-07-07 02:22:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh honney, he went home! i'll have him call you as soon as he get in the door to tell you a knock knock joke!
2007-07-02 15:47:03 · answer #8 · answered by sunshinembf 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't know who that is...but my grandfather's name was Alfred.
2007-07-02 15:45:32 · answer #9 · answered by poeticjustice 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If I see him, I'll tell him to look you up.
2007-07-02 19:09:11 · answer #10 · answered by bin there dun that 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋