my boyfriends exes tell me to say dir*y things to my boyfriend .. what should i say that will make him laugh cause he likes it ? i dont wanna get deleted off here .. just let me know ?
2007-07-02 07:45:19 · 9 answers · asked by *malibu 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
WHY are you listening to your b/f's EXES!?!?
2007-07-02 07:55:08 · answer #1 · answered by Terri 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe a dirty joke here's one my step dad told me:
Right there's a bloke who does pantamynes(I can't remember his name) and an interviewer.
Interviewer: So our you plannin on doin anymore pantamynes.
Bloke: Errr, pantamynes, pantamynes. No.
Interviewer: Why?
Bloke: Well look how much trouble I got in last time for doin Aladin.
If you don't get it e-mail me and I'll explain it to you.
2007-07-02 14:53:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you trying to make him laugh? The tell him a joke. If you are looking to talk dirty, then all you need to o is tell him exactly what you want to do to him, and exactly what you want him to do to you. Be specific.
2007-07-02 14:48:36 · answer #3 · answered by elb366 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Your arms are definitely looking bigger."
Men can be just as paranoid about the way their bodies look as women can be. In fact, nearly 90 percent of men in a national Men, Love & Sex survey say there's at least one body part they'd like to change (42 percent saying they want a new gut). While men don't necessarily want women to lie if they're out of shape, it never hurts to notice he's looking good -- or at least trying to look better.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."
Guys spend all of high school, the better part of the work day, and at least 12 times a day via e-mail trying to make people laugh. Because men value their sense of humor as one of their most important qualities, a hearty, genuine laugh is as flattering as it gets.
"Wow."
Doesn't matter whether it comes as he's getting undressed or after you've finished having sex, this short, sweet word (best done in a whisper) may just be the ultimate ego-stroke. A picture may say a thousand words, but this three-letter word sums up roughly 10,000 of them.
"You the man."
Guys hear this all the time. From other guys. They hear it at work, on the golf course, and when one dude from the group buys the beer. But if it comes from a woman -- no matter the context -- the message is that, hey, we're buddies, too. Which is actually pretty darn sexy.
"The kids just adore you."
More than 50 percent of men say that their families -- more so than work and salary -- are what defines them most as men. So when a woman affirms that he's a familial hero, it's a compliment that stretches way beyond anything you could ever say about his haircut.
"What do you think?"
We've all seen it a million times with long-married couples: They engage in cerebral power struggles, where neither can concede on anything -- whether it's the best way to move a piece of furniture or the fastest way to reach the interstate. I'm not saying that men should have the only say in decisions, but some guys do feel like they actually have very little.
"Cute feet."
Typically, it doesn't matter much to men if women like a part of their body that they don't control, like their eyes, jawline, or body hair. And typically, guys care for the word "cute" about as much as Paris cares for the penal system. One exception: The part of the body that is classified as being especially gross. Tell a guy he has good feet, and somehow he takes it as a double-bagger compliment -- that you not only like his genetics, but also that you appreciate he can keep himself better groomed than the rest of the gnarly-nailed heathens out there.
"Meow."
The stats show that 61 percent of men think their partners aren't sexually adventurous enough. While a feline one-liner doesn't automatically qualify as adventurous, it does show a bit of inhibition, and the message is one he likes to hear: That perhaps he's brought a little bit of the animal out of you.
"Impressive."
Guys love feats. They love accomplishments. They love being acknowledged for their strength, power, and, simply, their masculinity. So a well-timed observation like this one -- whether it comes after he carries a TV to the family room or figures out a way to fix the pipes without having to call the plumber -- feeds into his need to feel like the family protector.
"I want you."
Women don't need to go on about a guy's eyes or hair or clothes. What a guy really wants to hear is that he's the total package, and this acknowledgement of that -- whether it's referring to bedroom behavior or relationship stability -- is the ultimate compliment of them all.
2007-07-02 14:49:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haa. cutee [: sounds like me & my bf
my bf always just jokes about making love to me
and itt always makes me laugh, just flirt with himm[:
you two should get a good laugh out of ittt.
2007-07-02 14:47:51 · answer #5 · answered by Taylor. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any why are listening to his ex's? Perhaps there is a reason they are his ex's. Just be yourself.
2007-07-02 14:47:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well first off thats kinda weird that his ex's are telling you things to say or do to please your man (their ex) sorta strange to me
well if he does liek it.. when you are doing "things" tell him stuff like... that feels good... i liek it when you make me ___
stuff liek that is normally yummy!
good luck
2007-07-02 14:49:18 · answer #7 · answered by cinnimon2693 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
before u talk dirty, make sure u will back it up ... if u know what i mean...
2007-07-02 14:48:44 · answer #8 · answered by catalina_sofia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm...you can meow???
hey 'spider', get that answer from anywhere on Yahoo!?
2007-07-02 14:47:19 · answer #9 · answered by Love Doctor 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋