2007-07-02 07:42:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Maury: "When it comes to 2007 year old Jesus, God, you are not the father!"
God: "What? Science, schmience. It doesn't mean a thing. That's my baby, I don't care what no paternity test says."
2007-07-02 07:47:21 · answer #1 · answered by James 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
only if the paternity test says so
and then maury would have to tell the audience and mary would go off crying and screaming saying NO NO NO, maury would run after her offering to help find the real daddy
2007-07-02 07:44:53 · answer #2 · answered by Ajaxnl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahha.....
I just had a visual of Joseph and god going at it, while Mary shakes her head. Opps... there goes a stray lightning bolt!
2007-07-02 07:46:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh He that is called I Am, you are NOT the father!!! Then Ms. God would run backstage and throw herself into the corner and cry.
2007-07-02 07:45:47 · answer #4 · answered by KidCuervo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, but I can almost guarantee he won't be paying any child support.
2007-07-02 07:44:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
No!! He doesn't own up to very much...That has been proven by the way.
2007-07-02 07:44:43 · answer #6 · answered by renamed 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's definitive.
2007-07-02 07:44:26 · answer #7 · answered by S K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
of course
2007-07-02 07:45:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. No DNA to test. So no Jesus.
2007-07-02 07:45:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm,, who knows
2007-07-02 07:45:49 · answer #10 · answered by Daniel L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋