A family brings their frail old mother into a nursing home, as they go towards the lounge they hear the residents shouting out numbers, this is followed by general laughter.
The son asks "what are they doing?"
Matron replies "Well, they've numbered all their old jokes to save them keep repeating the whole thing."
The son asks "Can I try one?" (Matron allows him.)
The son goes and stands in the centre of the room and shouts out "Number 684"
To his surprise they all collapse into hysterical laughter, he says "that must've been a great joke which one was it?"
After they've all calmed down a bit one of the old gentlemen says, "That was great we've never heard that one before."
2007-07-02 07:27:47 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
aperfectloser; no you forgot to star my joke! so away with your bribery and corruption!
2007-07-02 07:55:19 · update #1
lol thats awsome!!!
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try that one on for size...cracks me up every time lol
2007-07-02 07:32:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
1 2 3 4, pick up kizzy from the floor! Ha ha, lol
2007-07-02 09:25:18 · answer #2 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! ha! 684 is good but 129 was the all time best:
What to wear on an airplane
Three old African American ladies were preparing for their first plane flight
The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gonna wear me some hot pink panties on dis flight."
Why you gonna wear dat?" the other two asked.
The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dere laying butt-up in a corn field, dey gonna find me first."
The second lady says, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some fluorescent orange panties.""Why you gonna wear dat?" the others asked.
The second lady answered: "Cause if dat plane goes down, and I'm floating butt-up in the ocean, dey can see me first."
The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not going to wear any panties at all.""What? No panties?!" the others said in disbelief.
"Dat's right," says the third lady. "I'm not wearing any panties, cause if dat plane goes down, the first thing they always look for is da black box!"
2007-07-02 08:26:42 · answer #3 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Apparently jokes like this aren't allowed at Yahoo! Answers. Jokes where you're not actually asking a question. I had a joke deleted for the same reason earlier...
2007-07-02 07:51:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
have a star, brilliant joke, i use to work in an old folks home and you have got them to a T
2007-07-02 09:58:45 · answer #5 · answered by Karen R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I prefer 685?
2007-07-02 07:37:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-02 07:29:54 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-07-02 07:30:50 · answer #8 · answered by PURR GIRL TORI 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious. Good one!
2016-04-01 03:52:12 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good have a star
2007-07-02 07:31:04 · answer #10 · answered by Paula 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋