2007-07-02 07:09:36 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Well since I'm assuming you are a guy, its gonna be a little harder since you both have a pole.. Start off with some foreplay, talk dirty to it, and bring some lube.. and then hump it like a dog. Oh god this is funny.
2007-07-02 07:14:04 · answer #1 · answered by alckelly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ur funny hmm how do I answer this I guess if you want to make mad love to your local lampost then go out at like 4 in the moring and find the perfect one and sweet talk it and I'm sure you will get lucky ; )
2007-07-02 14:15:47 · answer #2 · answered by Beverly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. find a lampost near your home
2. rub your groin against it until the lampost is turned on - evenings are the best time
3. get bundled into an ambulance by men in white coats
2007-07-02 14:13:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
umm not sure. maybe you should ask the lampost on a date first as she might be taken by the local fire hydrant
2007-07-02 14:12:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
wow. ur realy freaky. u must be realy desperate for luv, especially if u wan tit from a local lampost. lol
2007-07-02 14:13:34 · answer #5 · answered by makayla m 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes it is possible after too much beers. I have heard of a guy who successfully made love to a bar stool.
2007-07-02 14:15:24 · answer #6 · answered by floozy_niki 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The lampost might not like it....
2007-07-03 09:18:30 · answer #7 · answered by H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends on how far up the lamp-post you tend to do it, as there might be a chance that you could get done for indecently exposing your self in a public place!!
2007-07-02 14:15:02 · answer #8 · answered by Lisa T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well you could certainly try sex {please do it in the dark i know its not easy its a bloomin lamppost} but i think its a bit of a stretch to call it making luv. ps dont forget to take precautions
2007-07-02 14:21:07 · answer #9 · answered by paul m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why dont' you try paying the girl standing under the lamppost? You might enjoy it more...or maybe not depending on this question......
2007-07-02 14:12:31 · answer #10 · answered by urstruly8604 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋