2007-07-02 06:03:41 · 12 answers · asked by ? 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
* shrimp are so delicious?
* Baptists own stock in Red Lobster?
I give up. It seems arbitrary to me!
2007-07-02 06:07:20 · answer #1 · answered by Laptop Jesus 3.9 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Jesus Christ died to save the shrimp. It is now saved and no longer an abomination.
And your joke will be lost on all those who do not know that parchment is made of skin - which is most everyone on here.
2007-07-02 06:07:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would...if I lived thousands of years ago in the theocracy of Israel.
Fortunately, I don't. Which is good because I like shrimp.
2007-07-02 06:09:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. In the NT, Jesus declared all foods clean. He said that it's not what goes into your mouth that makes you unclean, but what comes out of it (evil words, for example).
2. We live in a secularized society which is not dominated by any one religion or sect. Israel might ban the sale of shrimp for religious reasons (I don't know if it does), but not the USA. Our Constitution guarantees freedom of religion.
2007-07-02 06:10:35 · answer #4 · answered by MNL_1221 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I suspect it's something to do with shrimp being nice - together with an inbuilt dislike of pooves.
CD
2007-07-02 06:07:31 · answer #5 · answered by Super Atheist 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why make it illegal when there is so much money to be made selling the junk to people who don't keep the law?
2007-07-02 06:06:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Goat skin?
2007-07-02 06:06:14 · answer #7 · answered by NecroDjinn Exmortus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree, I don't like shrimp anyway :p
2007-07-02 06:07:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yea make them illegal!! (hates sea food)
2007-07-02 06:07:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Now you're referring to Jewish dietary laws? You people are really desperate aren't you! :)
2007-07-02 06:07:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋